omg i just held my camera up to my telescope and photographed the moon im yelling
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces
Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via strocka)
City Map Illustrations | by Anna Bond of Rifle Paper Co.
Check out these delightful prints of city map illustrations by Anna Bond, co-founder of Rifle Paper Co. I’m a big fan of her work, and I’d gladly add everything on Rifle Paper Co.’s website to my wishlist! Purchase these prints here.